kg. What would happen if you were taking a shower or standing under a waterfall when you were struck by lightning? If a T-rex were released in New York City, how many humans/day would it need to consume to get its needed calorie intake? Liquid helium? "People were astonished. If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? Okay, so we can't use nukes, ice, cloud seeding, or anything humanity has invented yet. Why don't we nuke them? The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. Between the famine and the fires, most life on Earth is 95 minutes at the right place at the right time. It is just like 'xkcd:volume 0' a compilation of some questions from the website, but half of them are new. shooter is at sea level and catcher is up a mountain at the extreme range of the gun. A tropical cyclone is a generic term for a low-pressure system that formed over tropical waters (25S to 25N) with thunderstorm activity near the center of its closed, cyclonic winds. The ninth break in total. In terms of human-made objects, has Voyager 1 travelled the farthest distance? Before these massive storms had names and categories, they were still wreaking havoc. What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? Interesting to see if they will begin appearing regularly again during the spring of 2017, as seems possible with three articles in less than a month and #156 was again released with less than two weeks between it and #155. What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? Of course, thats getting a little far-fetched. What if a glass of water was, all of a sudden, literally half empty? And the best part is, it's all humanity's fault. Which has a greater gravitational pull on me: the Sun, or spiders? Earths crust dozens of miles across, leaving a hole through which The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? After that they were released weekly for almost three years, with just a few times with two (and once three) weeks between releases, up until article 136 was released on April 12, 2015 (2 years and 40 weeks). "An airburst would result in no intense fallout and the cloud would rise well above the storm to avoid rainout.". To figure out how big What is the farthest from Earth that any Earth thing has died? Weather Bureau said he could "imagine the possibility someday of exploding a nuclear bomb. When (if ever) did the sun go down on the British empire? There you have it. This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. }}, xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 31 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS, https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/log_scale.png, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. What would it be like to navigate a rowboat through a lake of mercury? Problem solved, right? rim. Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. If we hooked turbines to people exercising in gyms, how much power could we produce? Biden said Trump, "has an answer for hurricanes. you would not be warmed if you went to the surface. There is an easy way to link to a given what if? His responses are masterpieces of clarity and hilarity, studded with memorable cartoons and infographics. The debris takes What is the furthest one human being has ever been from every other living person? The head of the U.S. What would it be like to swim in it? If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? It's just a matter of time. Obviously, the answer is to nuke them when they are still small and not an issue. In that year (assuming no more comics before February 26 2017), only 8 articles where released including both 147 and this one. Would the storm cell be immediately vaporized? bookprovides The first couple dozen ideas scientists came up with were totally ineffective, but the next big breakthrough could be right around the corner. No one would get a perfect score. story by using. How fast can you hit a speed bump while driving and live? How long of a fall would I need in order for the balloon to slow me enough that I could land safely? How dangerous is it, really, to be in a swimming pool in a thunderstorm? beneath the waters of the Pacific. Even the mightiest hurricane begins life as a much smaller storm. Coal: 24 If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color? How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely? I've long thought about putting a flamethrower on the front of a car to melt snow and ice before you drive across it. It would warm a small patch of the ocean and not do much. Answer: NO!!!!! How big would the teams have to be? At 53 megatons, the Tsar Bomba was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana (s) Trench is the deepest part of the ocean. Honestly, my main motivation is to baffle someone in the distant future, but it's an interesting scientific question: what would happen to my body in orbit over the course of years, decades or centuries? She is planning to attach a number of helium balloons to a chair, which in turn would be tethered by means of a rope to a Ferrari. Only to find that the chair I sat on converted the successful silence into a perfect, and loud, flute note. I have had a particular problem for as long as I can remember. A source at a meeting with the then-president gave a paraphrased version of what Trump said to the news site: "I got it. You are in a boat directly over the Mariana Trench. I got it. Although they were presumably trying to say "hotter than the average swimming pool," this got me wondering: What is the average temperature of all water on the Earths surface, and how does that temperature compare to 39C? Probably not. If winds reached 500 mph, would it pick up a human? This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). My question is, what would a bowling ball look like if it were blown up to the size of the Earth? In 2022 the follow up book What If? water. If you stripped away all the rules of car racing and had a contest which was simply to get a human being around a track 200 times as fast as possible, what strategy would win? This is a list of comics featuring Nuclear weapons, nuclear bombs of any kind or mentiong of Nuclear war Randall often makes comics that refers to these kinds of weapons. What percentage of the Sun's heat (per day) does the population of Earth eat in calories per year? The release date in the archive is the wrong year, saying 2013 instead of 2012. According to the New York Times, a study released in 2020 looked at satellite images from 1979 to the present to see what was up with hurricane activity. If set up in the rainiest place in the United States (Ketchikan, Alaska), the cost could be offset in about a century. Of course, at that point, it might be easier to just leave Earth behind completely. What do we do with this?'". What would happen if the Earth's rotation were sped up until a day only lasted one second? Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems, More Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Water Waves Generated By Underwater Explosions, Evaluation of Stopping an asteroid with a laser on the other hand is a lot easier. It now has 600,000 to a million page hits daily. Various Theoretical Models For Underwater Liquid nitrogen? What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? At the moment it seems impossible to guess when a new post is released so: Below is a list of the articles released in the what if? What English word has the most consecutive letters on the same key? Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? And since currents move everything in the ocean around, radioactive fallout would not stay in one place and would definitely make it to land eventually. People sometimes say "If I had all the money in the world " in order to discuss what they would do if they had no financial constraints. It was almost a year ago that two comics had been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would Would it flow once it's set up? But why would you. The surrounding area would be obliterated and there would be mass panic for many following years. The Mariner 1 has traveled much farther than Voyager 1. "The short answer is 'no,'" Hugh Willoughby, a professor and hurricane researcher at Florida International University and total buzzkill, told Florida Today. What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? How much cornstarch can I rinse down the drain before unpleasant things start to happen? completely. Did WWII last longer than the total length of movies about WWII? After World War II, atomic energy seemed like it could solve all the world's problems. the coast, the waves would be no worse than those from a bad storm. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? Kerry Emanuel, a hurricane expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, said, "When you see things going up all over the globe like that, the ducks are kind of in order." It would not have a big impact unless it happened during the space age. It is the 2nd book published by Randall. We would see a variety of benefits across our lives but we would also freeze and die. Humans have done supposedly impossible things before. But what if we could stop a hurricane in its tracks? Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. And cut down the great tree, Weather Bureau (the forerunner of the National Weather Service), Francis W. Riechelderfer (pictured), heard about this idea and did not laugh until he cried. I'm curious, though, what would happen if one person had all of the world's money? pressure from that six miles of water overhead causes it to collapse. (a 2000 VW Jetta TDI). wiped out. How long could the human race survive on only cannibalism? If cows could photosynthesize, how much less food would they need? Once we figure out how to almost break the laws of physics, we might be able to stop hurricanes. 48,364 views Sep 26, 2019 1.4K Dislike Share Science Insider 2.24M subscribers Dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane is a decades-old idea for how to stop a. What would be the best way of getting the energy from one to the other? Not in a "scatter my ashes" sense, but, like, "throw my naked corpse out the airlock" sense. After article 136 was released on April 12, 2015, Randal took a, At the time Randall wrote a note stating "What If updates are temporarily on hold, and will resume on July 14th, 2015 at 7:49:59 AM EDT.". How close could I stand to watch it? NOAA says the idea is still popular,noting on their official website, "During each hurricane season, there always appear suggestions that one should simply use nuclear weapons to try and destroy the storms.". book, articles were posted weekly. At what point in human history were there too many (English) books to be able to read them all in one lifetime? They can rip off your roof, knock a tree onto your car, and break all your windows. So scientists are pretty sure that nuking a hurricane would both do nothing to stop it and spread nuclear fallout around the globe. The questions Randall tackles range from realistic possibilities (e.g. The article 137 from July 14, 2015 was about the New Horizons probe. Randall Munroe left NASA in 2005 to start up his hugely popular site XKCD 'a web comic of romance, sarcasm, math and language' which offers a witty take on the world of science and geeks. What better weather to try to alter than hurricanes? Hurricane Florence battered the US East Coast last year. A bizarre 60-year-old idea to fight hurricanes using nuclear weapons resurfaced this week after Axios reported that President Trump raised the possibility with his national security advisors.. Granted, the Sun is much bigger, but it is also much further away, and as I learned in high school physics, the gravitational force is proportional to the square of the distance. I've been told that if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a bowling ball, it would be smoother than said bowling ball. Why can't we do that? Stack them. He said, 'Maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on them. What injuries would occur and what would the associated crimes be? And even hurricanes that don't post numbers like those ruin lives. The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? Luckily for the coast, later research paints a less dire picture. typically takes the question beyond the original scope likely intended by the reader and takes it to some extreme for humorous effect. It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. The debris played a key role in identifying the As a mole is such a high number this would be tricky. For over 20 years, from 1962 to 1983, the fabulously named Project STORMFURY used simulations, as well as four actual hurricanes as test subjects, to see if cloud seeding with silver iodine would reduce a major storm even a little. If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. Her kitchen had something called Bauhaus chairs, which are full of holes, approx 5-6 millimeters in diameter in both back and seat. What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? water above bulges up, though only slightly, over a large area. Two month between releases, and relased two weeks after the previous comic promoting the new book. Fat: 39 asteroid hitting the Yucatanthe impact that killed most of the Freemans son, science historian George Dyson, got a paper copy of the From here on there is no longer any standard release days. Maybe a bigger nuke could stop a hurricane? The result would be some kind of nuclear explosion. The world just has too many people. Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons How much Force power can Yoda output?). The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. I use one of those old phones where you type with numbersfor example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. Mount Thor would allow the longest fall an-AAAAAAAAAAA What if one were to drop 3,000 bouncy balls from a seven story parking structure onto a person walking on the sidewalk below? Even the U.S. government got involved in a big way. 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. If, on the other hand, you're being attacked by a coyote, it's higher top speed means you'll have only one chance to hit it. . ' gun at a freight train. What would it take to stop an out-of-control freight train using only b.b. More details.. Here's what would happen if you nuked a hurricane. NOAA, who are so obviously at the end of their rope on this subject, explained how radioactive fallout making it to land after we nuke a hurricane is less than ideal. Hurricanes are some of the scariest, deadliest, most costly weather events on Earth. What if a rainstorm dropped all of its water in a single giant drop? If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. What If We Nuked A Hurricane? eclipse look like? Red successfully cuts off Blue and then dies shortly thereafter. And also, Donald Trump allegedly threw it out there as an idea a few times while president. A decade or a century, depending if Facebook would still be popular. On average, not just in spring or fall. The very first what if? James P. Kossin, a researcher with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who was part of the study, says flat out, "We're making these storms more deleterious." Explosion: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right )^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx580\text{ meters}\]. What if you released a submarine into Jupiter's atmosphere? effects has not been made. Assuming you are in a area with a reasonable amount of birds. Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". swept out to sea by a massive tsunami. If the explosion This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. Liquid tungsten? If you make the words pronounceable by always alternating vowels and consonants, the names would be about 24 letters long. Even at the time, experts were divided on whether the cloud seeding had caused the hurricane's seemingly impossible redirection. Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? What if we recreated the film "Armageddon," but instead of an asteroid, it was a massive storm; instead of Ben Affleck, it was just some guy; and instead of a nuclear bomb it was actually, no, it would still be a nuclear bomb. The eight two weeks break, 14th break in total. What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? How many model rocket engines would it take to launch a real rocket into space? It includes this rather She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. 2 came out. They are destructive but also relatively contained and short-lived, making them perfect for scientists to try to mess with. What would happen if you tried to fly a normal Earth airplane above different Solar System bodies? . ", The elephant in the room here is that, according to a report by Axios (via GQ), while he was president of the United States and the man with his finger on the red button, Donald Trump asked why he couldn't just nuke a hurricane. has not stopped but the first comic in 2017 (#153, January 30, 2017) came almost 15 weeks after the last in 2016, more than three months between releases. In pursuit of answers, Munroe runs computer simulations, pores over stacks of declassified military research memos, solves differential equations, and consults with nuclear reactor operators. It turns out, you'd need a lot of nukes and a lot of power. There's a lot of numbers involved, so let's have the experts at NOAA explain it: "A fully developed hurricane can release heat energy at a rate of 5 to 201013 watts and converts less than 10% of the heat into the mechanical energy of the wind. Hurricane cos(x) forms a graph of cos(x) along the bottom edge of the map.]] the surrounding waterthat lingers for some time. Pin it to the stack. Almost nobody would find their soul mate. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. The what if? What would happen if a hair dryer with continuous power was turned on and put in an airtight 1x1x1 meter box? Second time with less than two weeks between release in 2017. The heat release is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes. till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month? It's very unpromising. Could you electrofish for a blue whale? By Luke Darby. As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. Don't take any chances. Lighter winds outside the clouds steer them and help them grow. The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . . There's not really any question anymore: This is happening because the planet is getting warmer, and the planet is getting warmer because of humans. If you're thinking about buying it, here are some things you might want to know: Humans can't digest the cellulose in paper, but if we could, eating this book would give you about 2,300 calories (including the cover). But as the '50s turned to the '60s, more and more people began to realize the weapons contained inherent dangers and harms. Reed died in 2007. As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? Trench. Nuclear bombs aren't powerful enough to stop a hurricane, and part of that is because they don't even do the thing you'd most need to slow the storm down. So basically, even if nuking a hurricane could move more air than is even conceivable, we'd still have a small hurricane on our hands. When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". And would it even work? 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